Kept by hand · Guatemala
Just the things I like to do, eat and visit around here — for now that means mostly Antigua, since it is where we spend our time.
Who’s keeping this
This is not the usual must-visit, Instagram-ready blog. Nothing here was picked for how it photographs. These are the places that stayed in our heads for some reason and that we keep going back to — a good experience, a nice vibe, food that locals actually eat.
Us: a Dutchie and a Guatemalan, five years into living as digital nomads — and more than a year of that spent in Antigua. Questions, or somewhere you think we should try? Tell us.
iAntigua, and a few worth the drive
Where to go
The places we keep going back to. Nearly all of them are in Antigua itself; the three that are not say how long the drive takes.
Kind
Mood
Agua
San Martín
Bakery and all-day kitchen. The default breakfast.
Why
Order one of the dos-de-tres menus. They do a proper typical Guatemalan breakfast too, and the coffee keeps coming as long as you are sitting there.
Union Cafe
Breakfast, coffee and lunch — good at all three, and fine to work in.
Why
The kind of place you end up in twice in a day without meaning to: breakfast, then back for lunch. The coffee holds up on its own, the plates come with good ripe fruit on the side, and nobody minds you sitting with a laptop between the two.
Artista de Café
Specialty coffee, and a good place to sit and work.
Why
They take the coffee seriously — Guatemala grows some of the best in the world and this is one of the places you can actually taste that. Quiet enough to open a laptop and stay a while, and there are two proper work desks set up for exactly that — worth taking one if it is free.
12 Onzas
Coffee shop that doesn't mind you staying with a laptop.
Why
The other one on the working rotation. Good coffee, and a big room at the back with far more space than the front lets on — walk through rather than taking the first table you see. Nobody hovers when your cup has been empty for an hour.
Cafe Boheme
The açaí bowl, and a proper cowork table to sit at.
Why
I love their açaí bowl — that is the reason I keep going back. There is a big shared cowork table too, so it is an easy one to bring a laptop to and stay a while.
High Rollers Boardgame Cafe
Board game café — plenty of games on the shelves.
Why
Somewhere to go and do something rather than just sit: the shelves are full of board games and you play them over a drink. The indoor afternoon when the rain comes in, or when nobody wants to walk anywhere.
Franca
The lunch place.
Why
We had great lunches here, more than once. It is the one we kept going back to at midday rather than hunting for somewhere new.
27 Adentro
Roof terrace, and the tacos are the reason to go.
Why
The tacos were excellent both times we have been. Go up rather than sitting inside — the roof terrace is a lovely place to eat.
Cactus
Our standby for tacos.
Why
We end up here often, and it is almost always tacos — they are very good. Nothing fussy about the place, which is half the appeal.
Sal y Olivo
Mediterranean and Italian, and a big sharing plate of finger food on the patio.
Why
Mediterranean and Italian specialities, and good memories of it: one loaded plate of finger food between us, out on the patio, and an evening that went longer than planned.
Masil
Korean, and Korean-owned — one of the good ones.
Why
Full every night, which tells you most of it — book a table and you are set. Lovely meals, and a proper change of gear from a week of Guatemalan kitchens.
Nokiate
Sushi in a garden full of art and salvaged old things.
Why
The room is as much of the reason as the food: a garden you sit out in, packed with art and old objects, with chess boards set up around it — we have never played one, we just come to eat. The sushi is good and the garden is a lovely place to sit.
Los Tres Tiempos
Guatemalan cooking done properly, in a smarter room.
Why
The traditional dishes cooked the way they are meant to be, in a nice room with white tablecloths. Worth booking for a night out. Order the shuco if you want the proper Guatemalan dirty meal — they do a very good sit-down version of it.
Rincóncito Antigüeño
Chicken baked over a wood fire — the one to go to for lunch.
Why
Our lunch recommendation: the chicken is the whole point, baked above a wood fire, and you can smell it before you find the door. The room has a proper Guatemalan feel that most places in town have polished off, and it is worth going for that alone.
- Cash only.
- It can be packed or half empty depending entirely on when you turn up — go off the obvious hours.
Antigua Brewing Co.
Craft brewery with a rooftop — a drink, a view and usually music.
Why
Go up rather than staying at street level. The roof is the reason: their own beer, live music most nights, and the volcanoes lined up over the rooftops while the light goes.
Antigua Cerveza El Bosque
Far more than a brewery — a huge wooded garden with food trucks, live music and board games.
Why
The name says beer and undersells the place. It is enormous, and planted like a garden rather than laid out like a bar: flowers and greenery everywhere, decorations strung through the trees, a band on most nights, food trucks round the edge, board games on the shelf and a small playground for kids. The beer is local craft rather than the usual lager. You do not have to drink beer — or drink at all — to have a good night here, which is why it is the easiest place to take a group that cannot agree on anything. It is just as nice in the daytime: the garden is lovely in the sun, and the kids have room to run around.
Pollo Campero
Guatemala’s answer to KFC, and better than it. A national institution.
Why
Fried chicken, and the chain Guatemalans are genuinely proud of — better seasoned and better fried than the American ones it is compared to. Worth going once precisely because it is not a secret local gem: this is what the whole country eats, and there is a branch on the Calle del Arco.
Vivero y café de La Escalonia
A plant nursery you can eat lunch in — greenery, a pond, and a lot of vegan food.
Why
Half garden centre, half restaurant, and better for being both. You sit surrounded by plants with a pond alongside, the menu leans hard on health food with proper vegan options rather than one token dish, and on the way out you can buy any of what you have been sitting among. The obvious place to take a plant person, and a very calm hour either way.
Finca Colombia
Local food on a working coffee finca, a little way out of town.
Why
Worth the short trip out: proper Guatemalan cooking rather than a tourist menu, coffee that was grown on the land you are sitting on, and a tour of the plantation if you want to see where it came from before you drink it. Makes a half day out of what would otherwise be lunch.
ChocoMuseo
Chocolate shop and small museum on the corner of Parque Central.
Why
Free to walk into, and the reason to go back is the workshop — you roast, grind and temper your own bar and take it away. Guatemala grew cacao long before anyone here had heard of Spain, and this is the easiest place to be shown that rather than told it. They also do chocobananos and the rest of the chocolate-dipped fruit — banana, pineapple, strawberry — if you just want something for the walk.
Finca La Azotea
A working coffee finca in Jocotenango, just north of town.
Why
Where we did the coffee tour: the plantation, the drying patios and the Museo del Café on one site, so you follow the bean from the tree to the cup in an hour. Close enough to Antigua to be a morning rather than a day out.
Antigua’s Gym
A good gym, and half of it is out on a covered patio.
Why
The reason to pick this one over any other: half of it sits outside on a patio under a tent, so you train in the open air and daylight rather than under strip lights, with cover when it rains. The other half is indoors as usual, so you get both. Changes the whole feel of an ordinary hour in a gym.
Shoreline City
A contemporary Protestant church, and the Sunday I actually go to.
Why
A Protestant church with good music and a welcoming vibe. Services run in both English and Spanish — English on Sunday at 9, Spanish at 10:30 and 11:45. Plenty of travellers passing through join. Come a little earlier — there is coffee, and people to talk to before it starts.
El Mercado Central
The real municipal market, west of the centre by the bus terminal.
Why
Nothing here is arranged for visitors, which is exactly why it is worth an hour. Produce, butchers, hardware, comedores, and the whole valley doing its shopping at once. Loud, tight and completely unlike the postcard streets four blocks east.
Parque Central
The square everything else is measured from — and the best free hour in town.
Why
Where we go to sit and watch the town go about its evening: families out, shoeshiners working the benches, someone selling something, the fountain going. Do a slow lap and then take a bench — that is the whole activity, and it is a good one. On Saturdays and around the feast days there are market stalls out across it as well.
Parque La Merced
The plaza in front of La Merced — street food stalls most evenings.
Why
Come at dusk. The square in front of the yellow church fills with carts and stalls: tostadas, tacos, atol and arroz con chocolate out of the pot, grilled things, sweets for the children. It is where the town eats standing up, and the cheapest good evening you can have here — take small notes and a strong stomach.
La Bodegona
A supermarket, Guatemalan style — and the music is half the reason.
Why
It is a full supermarket, just not the kind you know: narrow aisles crammed floor to ceiling, everything stacked rather than merchandised, and always Guatemalan music playing over it. This is where the town does its actual shopping — cheap, well stocked, and a grocery run you do not mind doing.
Jade Maya
Jade workshop and shop — and the tour of it costs nothing.
Why
Ask for the tour: it is free, and it is the part worth coming for. You see the raw stone, the cutting and polishing, and why the Maya valued jade above gold — which makes the shop at the end make a lot more sense whether or not you buy anything.
El Mercadito
Stalls packed wall to wall, a block off Parque Central.
Why
Small, crammed and right in the middle of everything — textiles, souvenirs and the rest, all within a few steps of each other. The easy option when you want to buy something without the walk out to the Mercado Central or the crush once you get there.
El Telar
A tiny shop of fabrics and things made from them.
Why
Small enough to see all of it in ten minutes, and more artistic than the stalls — this is the one to go into if you want cloth chosen by someone with taste rather than cloth by the metre.
Oakland Mall
A big modern mall in Zona 10.
Why
Go to experience modern Guatemala. Nothing about it is colonial or picturesque, and that is the point — this is where the country actually shops, eats and spends a Saturday afternoon in 2026, an hour from a town that stopped in 1773. Packed with luxury shops, and there is a childrens playground and a cinema in it, so it holds a whole afternoon rather than an errand.
Miraflores
The other big mall, out in Zona 11.
Why
Same window on modern Guatemala as Oakland Mall, with one thing Oakland has not got: the Museo Miraflores sits alongside it, on the edge of the Kaminaljuyú mounds. Two thousand years of city and a food court, in one stop.
Jardines de Provenza
Lavender fields and flower gardens, out on the hills north-east of town.
Why
Rows of lavender and a lot else in flower, laid out to walk through slowly. An hour of quiet colour, and about as far from a volcano hike as the valley gets.
Hobbitenango
A hobbit village built along a ridge east of town, with the valley below it.
Why
Unashamedly a theme park and none the worse for it — turf-roofed houses, a hand-carved throne on the edge of the drop, and swings out over the valley. Built with kids in mind, but you do not need any: I went with my parents and the three of us had a great time on it. The ride up is part of it as well — you go the last stretch standing in the back of a truck, up the hill and through the villages. The views are real regardless.
- It gets properly cold up there once the sun drops — take a jacket if you are staying into the evening.
Volcán Acatenango
Overnight hike, camping opposite an erupting volcano.
Why
The big one. You camp near the summit at around 3,900 m and watch Fuego erupt through the night from across the saddle. Genuinely hard walking and genuinely cold at the top — but the standout experience in the region.
- Book with an operator that provides proper cold-weather gear.
- Altitude is the real difficulty, not distance. Spend a couple of days in Antigua first.
Volcán Pacaya
The short volcano hike — half a day, active lava field.
Why
Far easier than Acatenango and doable as a half-day trip. You walk out over old lava fields with steam still rising off them, close enough to a live volcano to feel it. I have been twice, once with my parents — both over sixty and not hikers at all, just active in an everyday way, and that was enough. The van ride out is half the trip: you go through the local villages rather than round them, so stay awake for it.
- It can be very windy at the top — take a windproof layer even if you left Antigua in shirtsleeves.
Finca El Pilar
Trails above town, hummingbird feeders, and pools to swim in.
Why
A private reserve on the hillside south-east of the city. You walk up through the trees, the feeders partway up bring the hummingbirds in close, and there are swimming pools if you want to cool off at the end of it.
Xocomil
A massive water park in Retalhuleu, 95 km west.
Why
Genuinely huge, and built around Maya motifs rather than the usual plastic. Two and a half hours each way from Antigua, so it only makes sense if you are already heading down that way.
iiTick them off as you go
What to eat
The things worth eating here, and where to find them when I know somewhere.
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Kind
Chocobanano
sweetFrozen fruit on a stick, dipped in chocolate — banana, or pineapple, or strawberry.
Why
Street sweet rather than restaurant dessert — sold out of the freezer in tiendas, usually rolled in peanuts or sprinkles while the chocolate is still setting. Banana is the classic, but the same treatment goes on pineapple and strawberry and both are worth ordering instead. Costs a few quetzales and is exactly the right thing at three in the afternoon.
Where
Horchata
drinkCold, sweet, cinnamon-heavy — the everyday drink to order.
Why
Rice and seeds ground and steeped, served cold with a lot of cinnamon. It is the thing to order when it is hot and you want something other than a Coke, and it turns up on almost every menu once you start looking for it.
Where
Michelada beer
drinkBeer with tomato juice and spices, in a spice-rimmed glass.
Why
Savoury rather than refreshing in the way a beer usually is: tomato juice, lime, salt and a shake of hot sauce or Worcestershire poured over beer, with spices round the rim. Somewhere between a drink and a snack, and on almost every menu once you start looking. Every bar mixes it slightly differently.
Where
Cimarrona
drinkSalted limeade in soda water — the local answer to a sports drink.
Why
Mineral water, lime and salt where you would expect sugar, often finished with black pepper or a dusting of Tajín. Sharp and savoury rather than sweet, which is exactly what you want in the heat — and it is the standard hangover cure here. Add rum or gin if the day is going that way.
Shuco
snackGuatemala’s street hot dog — grilled, loaded, gloriously messy.
Why
The Guatemalan dirty meal, and worth having at least once: a split roll with grilled sausage, guacamole, cabbage and a lot of sauce piled in. Get one from a street cart — a corner, no sign, no fixed spot — and eat it standing up, which is half the point. Los Tres Tiempos does a very good sit-down version too.
Where
Granizada
sweetShaved ice with syrup, from a cart — the cheapest way to cool down.
Why
Ice scraped off a block by hand, packed into a cup and drowned in coloured syrup, often with condensed milk over the top. Sold from carts wherever there are people standing about in the sun. Costs almost nothing and is exactly right at two in the afternoon.
Spiced mango
snackGreen mango in a bag with lime, salt, ground pepita and chile cobanero.
Why
Sliced mango dropped in a bag and dressed on the spot: fresh lime juice, salt, ground roasted pumpkin seeds and a lot of chile cobanero or plain chilli powder. Sour, salty, nutty and properly hot all at once — nothing about it is subtle and that is the appeal. Sold from carts and stalls; you eat it out of the bag as you walk.
Pollo Campero
dishThe fried chicken Guatemala is proud of — the KFC of here, only better.
Why
Crisper, better seasoned and juicier than the American chains it gets measured against, which is why Guatemalans abroad carry buckets of it onto planes. Not a hidden gem and not trying to be. Eat it once and you understand something about the country.
Where
Wood-fired chicken
dishChicken baked over a wood fire — the whole reason to go to Rincóncito.
Why
Not fried and not grilled: it hangs and bakes above the wood, so the smoke does half the work and the skin comes out dark rather than crisp. You smell it from the street before you find the door. One place does it for us and that is Rincóncito Antigüeño — take cash.
Where
Cold brew
drinkCoffee steeped cold for hours instead of brewed hot — smooth, strong, not bitter.
Why
Ground coffee left in cold water overnight rather than pushed through hot. Heat is what pulls the bitterness out, so leaving it out gives you something rounder and sweeter that takes ice without turning thin. In a country that grows the beans it is the easy way to drink good coffee at two in the afternoon. Most coffee shops here do one; we usually end up at Artista or 12 Onzas.
Champurrada
sweetA big flat sesame biscuit, made for dunking in coffee.
Why
Thin, crisp and about the size of your hand, with sesame seeds baked into the top. The point is to dip it — in coffee or in hot chocolate, until it goes soft. Every bakery and most tiendas have them; we usually pick one up at San Martín with a coffee.
Where
- San Martínwith a coffee
Arroz con chocolate / leche
drinkWarm rice pudding you drink, from a pot on a street corner.
Why
Rice cooked soft in sweet milk with cinnamon and poured into a cup — somewhere between a drink and a pudding, and served warm. That is the leche version; ask for arroz con chocolate and you get the same thing made with chocolate instead, which is the better one. Ladled out of a big pot on a cart in the evening, so it goes in the strong-stomach column: this is street food, and it has been sitting warm for a while. For what it is worth, it has never once made me ill.
Where
- Parque La Mercedfrom the carts, in the evening
Tostadas
snackCrisp fried tortillas, loaded and eaten standing up.
Why
A tortilla fried flat and hard, then piled with guacamole, tomato sauce or black beans and finished with dry cheese and parsley. You order two or three, they cost almost nothing, and you eat them off a napkin before they go soft. Mostly a street and market thing, so it goes in the strong-stomach column — the toppings are cold and have been sitting out. It has never made me ill either.
Where
- Parque La Mercedthe stalls in front of the church
Mole de plátano
sweetFried plantain in a dark chocolate and chilli sauce — pudding, not dinner.
Why
A dessert here, not a dinner. Ripe plantain fried soft and served in a dark sauce of chocolate, tomato, chilli and sesame — sweet, a bit smoky and much better than the description makes it sound. Ferias and street stalls do the best of it, which puts it in the strong-stomach column with the rest — though it has never once made me ill either.
Where
- Parque La Mercedwhen the stalls are out
iiiVolcanoes, workshops, markets and days out
Activities
The things we actually get up and go and do here — a volcano, a workshop, a morning in the market. Most of it you simply turn up to; the two volcano hikes are the only ones that need arranging, and a day's notice is enough.
About
Acatenango overnight
Camp at 3,600 m and watch Fuego erupt across the saddle all night.
Why
The standout thing you can do from Antigua and the hardest. Five or six hours up through cloud forest to a camp on the ridge, a night that is genuinely cold, and Fuego throwing lava a kilometre away in the dark. The difficulty is the altitude, not the distance — spend two days in Antigua first.
- When
- Daily departures, usually early morning
- Takes
- 26 hours
- Effort
- hard
- Where
- Volcán Acatenango
BookingBook in person in Antigua a day or two ahead. Ask what cold-weather gear is included before you pay — that is the question that separates the operators.
Pacaya, half a day
The easy volcano — a couple of hours up an old lava field and back by dinner.
Why
What to do if Acatenango is out of the question. I have been twice. I did it with my parents, both over sixty and not hikers at all — active in an everyday way, they cycle to get about, and that was enough. The van ride out is half the trip: you go through the local villages rather than round them, and it is worth staying awake for. You end up on old lava fields with steam still coming out of them, and how much the volcano is doing is entirely up to the volcano. One thing nobody warns you about: it can be very windy at the top, so take a windproof layer even if you left Antigua in shirtsleeves.
- When
- Morning and afternoon departures most days
- Takes
- 7 hours
- Effort
- easy
- Where
- Volcán Pacaya
BookingArranged the day before from any agency in town.
Make your own chocolate
Bean to bar in an afternoon, and you keep what you make.
Why
You roast the beans, grind them, and temper the result into moulds. Worth it for what it teaches you about how much work is in a bar of chocolate, and it is the obvious thing to do with kids or on a wet afternoon.
- When
- Several workshops a day at ChocoMuseo
- Takes
- 2 hours
- Effort
- easy
- Where
- ChocoMuseo
BookingSign up at the counter — the timetable is on the wall. Busy at weekends.
Coffee tour at La Azotea
The finca, the drying patios and the coffee museum, on one site.
Why
The one we did. You walk the plantation, see the beans dried and roasted, and finish with a cup of what you have just been shown — the whole chain in an hour, ten minutes north of Antigua in Jocotenango.
- When
- Morning tours; harvest season runs December to March
- Takes
- 2 hours
- Effort
- easy
- Where
- Finca La Azotea
BookingTurn up in the morning, or ring ahead in harvest season.
A morning in the Mercado Central
The raw version of the market — no stalls arranged for visitors.
Why
The craft stalls at El Carmen are the tidy version; this is the one the town actually shops at. Produce stacked on the floor, butchers, hardware, comedores steaming at eight in the morning, and vendors in from the surrounding villages on the big days. Go early, take small notes, and watch your bag in the crush.
- When
- Daily from early — go before ten, and Mondays, Thursdays and Saturdays are the big days
- Takes
- 1 hour
- Cost
- Free to walk through
- Effort
- easy
- Where
- El Mercado Central
BookingNothing to arrange — walk in.
Trails and hummingbirds at El Pilar
The quick win: trails just above town, feeders partway up, pools at the end.
Why
The easy one of the three, and the closest — it is right above Antigua, so you get yourself to the gate and pay, with no shuttle to book and no dawn start. The hummingbird feeders are maybe twenty minutes in, and there are swimming pools to finish in. A short morning rather than a serious hike. Take something to swim in.
- When
- Turn up and pay at the gate — check which day it is closed
- Takes
- 3 hours
- Effort
- easy
- Where
- Finca El Pilar
Xocomil water park
A massive water park — 95 km west, so only if you are already heading that way.
Why
Genuinely huge, and built around Maya motifs rather than the usual plastic. Far too far for a day out of Antigua on its own — about two and a half hours each way — but if you are going down to Retalhuleu or the coast anyway it is the obvious stop, and the one thing on this list children will talk about afterwards.
- When
- Weekends and holidays; check before making the drive
- Takes
- A full day
- Effort
- easy
- Where
- Xocomil
BookingNothing to arrange; turn up. It is busiest at weekends and in school holidays.
An hour in Oakland Mall
The big mall in Zona 10 — for the hours you have to kill in the city.
Why
Worth doing when you are in the capital with time on your hands, before a flight or between other things. It is the modern Guatemala the guidebooks skip: packed with modern shops and luxury brands, a food court, a cinema, playgrounds for the children, families out on a Saturday, and the whole country's idea of a day out in 2026 — an hour from a town that stopped in 1773.
- When
- Daily, and it is open late
- Takes
- 1–2 hours
- Cost
- Free to walk around
- Effort
- easy
- Where
- Oakland Mall
BookingNothing to arrange — walk in.
An hour in Miraflores
The other big mall, out in Zona 11 — with two thousand years of city next door.
Why
The same window on modern Guatemala as Oakland Mall, with one thing Oakland has not got: the Museo Miraflores sits alongside it, on the edge of the Kaminaljuyú mounds. Worth the swap if you are choosing between the two and would rather not spend the whole hour in a food court.
- When
- Daily, and it is open late
- Takes
- 1–2 hours
- Cost
- Free to walk around; the museum charges
- Effort
- easy
- Where
- Miraflores
BookingNothing to arrange — walk in. Check the museum’s own hours if that is what you are going for.